Not For Children

I'm not sure how I feel about this:

"Masturbation in the toddler often causes a great deal of discomfort to the parent. The parent should not draw attention to the activity, as that may increase its frequency. The parent should calmly explain to the toddler that this is an activity that may only be done in private (what??). If the toddler is masturbating excessively or refuses to stop when in public, then there may be additional stressors in the toddler's life that should be explored."

First of all, when would I ever tell my child to go masturbate in private? I know what their saying and all but shoot, I've never heard of toddlers doing this. TODDLERS! And if they started doing it in public, oh my gawd, I would die.

Thought you'd like to know. :p